Date
10/8/2024 4:16:40 AM
(MENAFN- Newsroom Panama)
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One night, an old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
There's absolute silence in the bar.
Then, in a very deep voice, the woman next to him says,“Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, there are five things that you should know:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”
After a brief pause, she says,“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,“Nope... not if I've gotta explain it five times.”
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