(MENAFN- ValueWalk) In an unforeseen advancement in the fight against COVID-19 and the Delta variant, FDA approved vaccine developer, Pfizer will blend their profitable male enhancement pill, Viagra with their MRNA based COVID vaccine.
“Turns out that our company retreat to the Appalachian Mountains in 2018 really paid off,” a Pfizer spokesman told reporters.“Relationships built through trust falls and s'mores between our mRNA team and our Viagra developers have really exploded in a big way for us.”
When asked for comment, Texas Roughneck and Anti-Vaxxer, Marshall Peters said,“Hell, I wudn't planning' to get that govment shot, but with relations with my wife at a low point and all, I thought, well… you know… fuck it. I mean … fuck her. I mean I'm gonna fuck the covid outta her now!”
Pfizer expects an equally exuberant response from anti-vaxxers nationwide. Their stock shot up and stayed up all session long.
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